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Gingrich: Obama in ‘desperate frenzy’ to leave legacy

I have long since said that I wish to be reincarnated as a rich, old white man. I would love not to be bound by fact, science, data, morality, decency, the need for self-preservation or trends.

Isn’t it rich, white, male, landowners in a desperate frenzy to defy:

  • Time
  • Birth rates
  • Death rates
  • Truth
  • Justice
  • The will of the people
  • The teachings of any and all Abrahamic religions
  • Progress
  • The future
  • Inevitability
  • Love
  • Equity
  • Equality
  • Everybody and everything that ain’t them!

Imagine if you could pretend that

  • Attitude was journalism
  • Truth was lies
  • Treason was patriotism
  • You weren’t African even though the oldest human fossils were found in Ethiopia
  • Missing Sphinx noses weren’t the first attempt at a Jedi-mind trick
  • You could disprove science with a turn of phrase discarding global warming for climate change
  • Deny one holocaust, let alone the genocide of Native American and Black peoples, even as it continues today and is broadcast over and over
  • Simply by saying that you know something, or insisting that others believe you that no further work has to be done
  • Being born rich meant you were self-made
  • Those you hoodwinked, run amok, bamboozled and led astray will not turn on you with a vengeance
  • Are running out of options given that 40 acres and a mule, segregation, integration and assimilation have failed to sway you peaceably

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